Curlew 7th Grade

The Girl In France

There was a girl france
Who was walking along with her aunts
She danced in the street
She was light on her feet
So light that off sliped her pants.

One Day At The River

I was at the river
And I saw a liver
I started swimming
It was still living
Which made me start to quiver

A Boy Named Ned

There once was a boy named Ned
Who always fell on his head
He sat up right
People didn’t think he was bright
And thats the long story of Ned

Weird could be called a a good thing or could be called a bad thing
But if thats who you are
Then be yourself  release your inner self
It’s impossible to be someone else.

There once was boy named joe
Who had an odd front toe
He kicked and he kicked
Until he was sick
And now he’s got no toe.

There once was a boy named Red
Who decided not to go to bed
He stayed up all night
Filled with fear and fright
In the morning Red was dead.

A spider crawled up the wall.
Oh my gosh, it seemed so small.
So I tried to smack it.
But before I smacked it.
That spider just ate me all.

There once was a man from France.
He sat on a pile of ants.
They stung and bit.
In his armpit.
Then he pulled off his pants.

There once was a bright blue ocean
That made a lot of potions
It was called puffin
It was a muffin
Now there is a big commotion.

There is a place called Europe
It looks like a big stirrup
That starts wiith an “E”
they say, “That’s me”
And they like spaghetti and syrup.

My aunts went to france
So they could dance
Then they fell
Oh well
Now my aunts can’t dance.

Dead Man

There once was a man who died
A bomb is where he was tied
Dead by Ken
Who married men
The dead man never cried

There once was a guy named Bob
Who was eating corn on the cob
He fell on his bum
He felt so dumb
When bob got up he ate the cob.

There once was a guy named Phil
Who dreamed he was eating a pill
When he awoke
He began to choke
Because Phil actually ate the pill.

There once was a boy named Ned
Who went to sit on his bed
He hit his head
Got back on his bed
Then he went outside to shred.

There once was a girl from France
Who had a friend named Chance
They both hated ants
Who went up up their pants
And to get them out they would dance.

There once was a boy named Thor
He had to go to the store
He was such a creep
He was thrown on the street
And now his bum is all sore.